Month: February 2019

Crayon News: Oscars Best-Dressed 2019

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I have two passions in life: Fashion and corn dogs.

The two go hand-in-hand when you think about it. A corn dog is just a hot dog with a fancy bread dress.

So while eating corn dogs and watching the Oscars red carpet Sunday night, I made a list of my favorite outfits. However, rights to these photos can be expensive and I don’t have money to use them (I’m eating corn dogs for crying out loud). So I’m forced to improvise.

But necessity is the mother of invention, so I invented Crayon News.

And here’s the latest edition of Coffee With Cory’s Crayon News: Oscars Fashion 2019.

Enjoy!

If you don’t like watching videos, here are photos of my favorite outfits from this year’s Oscars!

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New Emojis Coming in 2019 and a 1993’s ‘Cliffhanger’

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Hard to believe, but 230 new emojis will be released in 2019.

Some are better than others. This year’s batch includes emojis for the blind and deaf communities, as well as those with disabilities.

There are cute, cuddly animals getting emojis and there are new pictures of delicious foods you’ll be able to send to your friends when they ask what you feel like eating.

Check out the entire list of new emojis coming in 2019 HERE:

There were two specific emojis that caught my eye in that batch. One of them will obviously not be used for it’s intended purpose. Ever.

And another one led me down a rabbit hole of revisiting one of the great movies of the 1990s, which led to another startling revelation. Watch here:

I won free hamburgers from Wendy’s and HQ!

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I like to joke a lot. But this is totally serious: I won free hamburgers. For life.

I still have no idea what this means, as I’m waiting on information from Wendy’s and HQ Trivia, but essentially, I didn’t want to watch that awful halftime show of Super Bowl LIII, so I played bacon-themed trivia on the HQ app.

Not only did I answer all twelve questions right (OK, I used an extra life) and won $2.98, but I was ultimately selected to win FREE HAMBURGERS FOR LIFE FROM WENDY’S!

From now on, all my debts will be paid… in hamburgers.

Here’s how it played out and here’s what I plan to do with it.