I like to joke a lot. But this is totally serious: I won free hamburgers. For life.

I still have no idea what this means, as I’m waiting on information from Wendy’s and HQ Trivia, but essentially, I didn’t want to watch that awful halftime show of Super Bowl LIII, so I played bacon-themed trivia on the HQ app.

Not only did I answer all twelve questions right (OK, I used an extra life) and won $2.98, but I was ultimately selected to win FREE HAMBURGERS FOR LIFE FROM WENDY’S!

From now on, all my debts will be paid… in hamburgers.

Here’s how it played out and here’s what I plan to do with it.