‘Corn Dog Down!’ -The Life Of A Dad

A trip to the Spokane County Interstate Fair ended in tragedy for me recently when I entrusted the safety of my precious corn dog in the hands of my 2-year-old son.

What happened was 100% my fault, but quickly reminded me of my place in the pecking order of my family. However, it totally felt worth it to reenact the events of that day.

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The Value Of Buying A Haunted House

Look, the real estate market right now is pretty cut-throat. My wife and I put an offer in on a house earlier this year and despite some very lucrative incentives, our offer was rejected (though did garner some interest from Bill Belichick. See YouTube video below).

It’s so competitive, I’d recommend not overlooking the value of buying a haunted house. Yeah, you have to put up with a few little problems (nightmares, demons, inexplicable scratches covering your arms, full-on possession), but when compared to paying the inflated prices of today’s market, there’s a lot of value to be found in a haunted house.

And I think I found the perfect one:

Lethal Weapon: With Babies

I took a few weeks off to welcome my new twin boys to my family!

My first son already came pre-loaded with a tribute to Bruce Willis with Hudson Hawk¬†and a nod to the WWE’s Triple H with his full name being Hudson Hawk Howard. So I knew my twin boys needed equally awesome names to keep pace with HHH.

And after a lot of convincing to my wife, I think I nailed it with gracing them with names honoring one of the greatest duos in movie history.

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