I know two things: Fashion and drawing. And I’m totally awesome at both.

So when absolutely no one asked me to give my “2019 Golden Globes Best Dressed” list, i pounced at the opportunity to show off my natural talent for putting clothes on and drawing.

You see, airing pictures photographers take on the red carpet costs money. A lot of money. I don’t have that money. So I have to improvise. Here are my best-dressed winners for the 2019 Golden Globes.

(Shoutout to the Fiji Water Girl for always photobombing the celebrities. I couldn’t even get her out of my drawings!)

If you don’t like looking at pictures and prefer your medium to be video, watch this: