We Don’t Need No Floss Control

 

cory flossing

Mother, should I trust the Government? Or YOU for that matter?

Both have always told me, “Make sure you floss!”

I don’t like flossing. It takes up too much time, if you don’t do it consistently, you’re gums bleed all over the place.

Yet every time I know I have a dentist appointment coming up, I try to get on the flossing train. It always derails. And then you sit in that chair and the dentist says, “Have you been flossing?”

“Yep,” I tell him.

I’m lying. He knows it. I know it. But he’s very polite and says something reassuring like, “Oh, well I’d recommend doing it just a little bit more.”

“A little bit more.” You mean, like, at least once?

A recent study says flossing is a bunch of baloney! Just like I’ve always known!

So I put it to the test.

The results left KHQ Matt Rogers andKjerstin Bell speechless.

Consider me on board the “No Flossing” train!

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